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I almost got ran over today

Journal Entry: Sat Oct 29, 2011, 9:46 AM


Okay first off you like my jornal skin?
lol raywilliamjonson all the way bros!!!


Anyways back on topic.

I almost got run over by a car today.
So I was being my normal derp-ish self when I ran across a busy road.
Did I say I had head phones in?
Then, when I was half way to the other side of the street a van came by and almost hit me.
It was actually so close I could touch it.

I was like UJYHOHJNLDXKJRTOIETN  WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? o_O

Then the van pulled over and there was 2 people in it, a man and woman.
They looked older then my parents but they were probably in their 50's or 60's.
The window rolled down was I saw them giving me a evil look.

First the lady yelled at me and was like "WHAT THE HELL YOU BE DOING? YOU COULD OF GOT KILLED!!!"
Then I said "I'm sorry"

and then the man who was driving was like "YOU SHOULDN'T SAY SORRY TO US. YOUR THE ONE WHO ALMOST GOT KILLED! AND TAKE THOSE FUCKING HEAD PHONES OUT AND PAY ATTENTION THERES A FUCKING CROSS WALK RIGHT THERE!!!"
Then they drove away in anger.

I was thinking "CALM YOU FUCKING TITS MR.PEDO AND MRS.PEDO! I KNOW WHAT I DID WAS STUPID BUT YOU CAN'T FRICKEN SWEAR AT A KID YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!"

Jeezus. I thoght old people were all nice and shit!! D:

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:iconmajesticfig:
THEMS SOME MEAN OLD PEOPLE IB< I could just slap em *slappity slap*
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:iconxoxoxo777:
LOL you would. (;

And I would too but they kinda drove away in rage....
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:iconmajesticfig:
I WOULD JUST HOPE IN THEIR CAR AND SLAP DEM AND SAY "BAD OLD PEOPLE"

Oh xD Shilleh mean old people.You should have laughed at them as they drove away eue
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:iconxoxoxo777:
LMFAO


DAMN IT WHY I NO THINK OF THAT BEFORE?
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:iconmajesticfig:
CAUSE YOU WERE TOO PISSED TO THINK OF THAT
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:icononyx1010:
THOSE JACKWAGONS
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:icononyx1010:
hehehehehehehehehehe
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